Dear Weeaboo in Japanese 100:
Thank you for making the semester a fucking nightmare in as little as 3 weeks. As such, you have not only pissed off the teacher, but ruined the class for the rest of us.
I originally took the class because I thought Japanese would be interesting, hell, maybe even get an easy A since I studied Chinese for a few years, so I thought it would be kinda interesting. I thought that Weeaboo faggots were isolated only on /b/ and Gaia. Man, did you prove me wrong. Not only do you arrive a half hour early to class, reading your shitty anime books, but you have to dress up like Naruto? Take off the fucking headband and T-shirt, it smells like you never took it of in the past month.
Yes, the teacher knows you like Japanese culture ever since you were 5. In fact, you make a point of it at least once every class. Does it become kinda clear whenever she facepalms when you open your mouth that maybe you need to shut it?
Another thing, quit with the fucking "How to you say (insert random "sparkling moon power" "Ninja style #586") in the middle of a lecture. I don't think I need to ask when I get to my hotel where the nearest sword dojo is so I can at least be prepared when I get jumped on the subway.
Quit talking to my Chinese girlfriend about how uncultured I am, (since you obviously have years of experience watching anime and eating at Chinese buffets, over me living in China for 2+ years. Honestly, what the fuck makes you think that since you read Journey to the West 5,000 times makes you think that you can make moves on her and grab her around the shoulder? The last time I punched you in the face for it, it obviously did not register in your brain that she's taken.) And its kinda creepy reading those facebook messages about how you'd like to take her on a "magic journey to the west".
Basically /a/, this is your fault for not making him into an hero. Quit slacking off.