i saved this part for the lulz.
"Yes. Yes. I'm ready. I'm ready!" Wufei made no attempt to shut Duo up, having had the exact same thought.
Relena moved in close looking Heero right in the eye as she placed her hands on the top button of his jeans. "Now let's see what color those underwear are." Without actually looking, however, Relena undid the first button of Heero's button down jeans. "Eight..." The boys could see her elbows moving but her hands were hidden from view. "Nine..." Relena still wasn't looking, but as she undid the third button in the fly of Heero's pants, she suddenly let out a gasp and stepped back. The boys could see her look down in shock at Heero's groin and take another step backwards.
"Whoa, what kinda underwear gives a woman THAT kinda reaction, I wanna know!" Wufei slapped Duo in the back of the head and watched the screen intently, wanting the answer to that very question himself.
"You... you... Is that... Is that your...! Why didn't you tell me you didn't have anything on under there?"
Duo was struck dumb.
Heero advanced towards the suddenly bashful young woman and replied, "Disappointed?" Relena looked up again at the young man in front of her and closed the gap between them. She tilted her head up and received a groaning kiss as she moved her hand inside the gap of Heero's pants.
The two boys in the car unconsciously were clenching their own equivalents of what Relena obviously held in her hand, and in unison gave answering groans of their own.