Fails as a pimp, abandoned by his girls , dies like a faggot, and fails as a porn game character.
Enjoy your god /a/, one who is inferior to faceless shitty porn game characters.
Go worship your Dad, he at least had sex enough times to get bored of it, or was simply afraid another one of you would come out.
Soon, counter copypastas will come out of this, which won't even make sense since they will just reverse everything.
Or make comments like 'Duhr, he defininitely screwed them each a 100 times!'.
But when your fucking PORN game lacks in sex scenes and variety, argument is moot.
It's really sad that there are people who have saved 50+ Makoto-head pictures, which are not even nice to look at due to shitty shop quality and have no other purpose then being posted on 4chan.