I swear if I was walking down the street, and heard a fat, neckbearded, Evangelion-shirt wearing 'otaku' faggot say 'moe', the following would occur. This can not be stopped, it is a reaction from the core of my nature.
First, my eyes will turn red. Yeah, you've seen it, RaphXephon or whatever red. Then, my hands will grown into claws. Sharp claws, like I'm the fucking Wolverine. Then, my muscles will bulge out from my shirt and rip it to shreds, I'm the Hulk. I'm the Hulk and Wolverine, and I'm coming for you 'otaku' boy.