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Enough of all this rape talk. One DOES NOT rape Haruhi Suzumiya.

You approach her softly, take her dinner, make her feel special...because she is.

When it comes time for you two to part ways, don't be greedy, kiss her gently but once on her supple pink lips.

And if by some grace of God, Haruhi wants to partake in the physical act of love with you, don't rush things. Take your time, you have all night together.

And when that moment comes for the climax of your evening, you had better not even think of arriving until you bring her screaming into orgasm followed by the gentle panting of her come down.

Even in the afterglow of your love making, you continue to hold her, caress her, comfort her until she drifts into a content slumber.

Admire that sleeping beauty you hold in your arms, and thank whatever deity residing above you that they could create a woman so perfect, let alone bring her to you.

Can you do that, Anonymous? Are you man enough to accomplish this task set before you? If you can't answer this question positively, then you sir do not deserve Haruhi Suzumiya!