Shinji~~~! How's my little champ going? Are you eating right? Four square meals a day, and I don't want you eating from some cafeteria, only the best for my little Shinji! Did you pack an extra set of underwear? You always forget, so I mailed you some, just in case. Oh, and I don't want you staying near that mean Asuka girl anymore, I don't want my little baby to cry again, 'kay? How about that nice Rei girl? I think she likes you! Is my little Shinji nervous? You're such a handsome boy, the women are probably all over you!