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Hey Faggots,

My name is Mike, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fake, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day hooking up with stupid ass bitches. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a book? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Dungeon Master at my gaming club and 1st seed at my Smash Bros. tournament. What games do you play, other than "drink until you vomit then hook up with skanks"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot Night Elf (She just reached lvl. 75; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Haruhi doll