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Hey guys,

I just thought I'd let you know that I went behind my best friend's back and fucked the girl he's had a crush on for years.

Why? Because I'm a faux-badass faux-loner and all the chicks go for me. Fuck the rule, I'll take a ho before a bro anyday.

See ya later, suckers.