Srsly though. This is the formula for every episode:
Rin> I'm thirsty.
Rin> *Takes a sip out of a shot glass expecting water, as if Mimi hasn't done this to her every morning she has every asked for water for the past 300 years.*
Mimi> Vodka means water in Russian, you know.
*Unknown character introduced, life expectancy of 1-2 episodes AND/OR previous character from X years ago return, slightly different."
Unknown character has _____ problem, and a giant evil corporation, _____, is behind it.
Some villain X mops the floor with Rin's body, who later regenerates from it. There seems to be some incredible tension and drama in the fight due to the fact that people DON'T REMEMBER THAT RIN CAN'T DIE ANYWAYS. Meanwhile, audiences struggle to hide bulging mass in pants or fap and become guro hobbyists.
*Insert convenient sexual situations into episode somehow, involving either the actual storyline or the recurring nympho informant chicks.*