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How to solve the energy crisis.

Replace the teaching of Shakespearean works in literature classes all over the world with Gonzo's version of Romeo and Juliet. This will result in Shakespeare's corpse (buried in Sratford on Avon) reaching revolutions per minute unmatched by any man made activity at present.

The resulting energy released can then be tapped to drive large hadron colliders in perpetuity, making antimatter a cheap and feasible alternative fuel.