Dear Suggestion Guy: We don't make Naruto, therefore we cannot make any changes in the show. Also, if you're going to write to people and expect a response, make sure your email address ACTUALLY WORKS. Finally, if you actually do write to people who create a show you enjoy, calling them "fucking retards" is probably not the best way to get your point across! Good luck reaching the actual creators of Naruto, I'm sure they'll be open to your suggestions.
That's it for this edition of the feedback forum. Remember, most of the mail we get is positive (but not as amusing to read as our hate mail). Thanks to everyone who has sent us positive feedback.
UPDATE: Due to popular request, Suggestion Guy has been unbanned!