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Hey /a/ teach me how to be abusive in real life. I mean witty insults that drives home. Not that "Hey you motherfucker! Fuck you!" crap.

I'm the type who get really angry and it gets the better of me when pressured. I really admire those people who can make comebacks and shock the twat who start shit.

Like my brother, one time this dickhead was giving us abuse with all his mates, laughing and jeering and he said "Suck my dick!", I got angry, not controlling my emotions but my brother cooly retorted "Well no, cos im not gay like you, asking guys to suck you off". It was classic, all his friends laughed at him instead then, making the bully look like a loser.