I'll go ahead and post an original comment then. You claim you're better than us "idiotic, bitter virgins" because you've grabbed a girl. However, think about it this way: You're stuck with a girl who will never, ever reach your expectations (hell, you're already asking her to wear contacts and pretend to be someone she's not, so this obviously isn't dreamland). You live your life of compromise after compromise, forfeiting more and more of dreams until mediocrity becomes the status quo and you get used to the fact that you will never, ever attain what you want. This attitude will spill into every other part of your life -- eventually, you will find yourself content with a boring desk job and a house in the suburbs with your mediocre wife and mediocre kids, living our your mediocre life until the day you kick the bucket. Of course, it goes without saying that when you die, you will die just as alone as the rest of us.
We, meanwhile, might not be as super of a person as you, but at least we still maintain our standards. Most anon here are not, in fact, the "fat pasty nerd in their parents basement", but are in fact perfectly able-bodied folk who can most likely net the same type of beached whale you have. Unfortunately, we are consigned to the fact that no girl we meet in real life could ever hold a match to the ones in our imaginations. Refusing to compromise, we helpless romantics will continue to live alone, dreaming of the impossible girl. We, too, will most likely live out forgotten lives and die just as alone as you, but we will die having been true to our dreams.
You are, in short, no better than us. The only difference is that you have decided you'd rather settle with a mediocre girl while we still seek our our ideal. Whose decision is better? Well, that's up to personal opinion. But I, at least, still have my dreams to keep me going.