Wait, is _THAT_ how the whole thing was really worded?!
Sure, I get why he did want the cash, and wasn't enough of a bitchy fag to want the world to disappear, and even that he didn't want to become a ultrapowerful planet-hoppin' god-being or somesuch, but when he had all that potential power right in his face, he just wanted a _girlfriend_?
Petty, selfish beyond belief, and such a big failure that it physically hurts. At least wish for "world peace" or somesuch, mr "nice guy".