I'd tell her to go fuck a rock, then I'd go find Kaji and bring him over to fuck Misato in the Eva. Meanwhile, I've put on a tux and some fucktastic cologne and I loot some place by kicking the front window with my Eva. I'd find a cute dress with Misato's help, and then I find Asuka and dance with her on the beach. Then we get wasted on stolen boose knowing that humanity is safe with Misato and Kaji fucking like rabbits. Then Asuka and me climb in the Eva and have sex or something. I'd fuck that shit. Hard. Then when all the trippy bullshit is over, I'd climb out of the Eva, still in my tux (or fully nude) and have an awesome Pog fight with her.