I'm sorry /a/.
This topic made me LOL hard.
The trolls are trying so hard, and /a/ isn't buying it...at face value. The fact this topic is getting posted with negative comments just makes the troll troll harder, and he's doing so with sophisticated wit and has a clear grasp of newfag psychology.
Take for example "NARUTO IS GAR". This simple statement that one would expect to come from the mouth of a ridiculously stupid underaged b& deficient in lurk moe is being used not as an object of aggravation, but as a sly and clever parody of those who would use it. Consistent topics and pictures of this quality - such as comparisons between Rasengan and Lazengann - further accentuate the subversive humour.
OP isn't exactly a troll, he's a satirist with a clever sense of wit. /a/ is virtually its own troll, and with just a small catalyst he's manage to reap loads of laughs from it.