So it was until the glorious day, right here on 4chan, the day, some say, right here on /a/, when an Anonymous poster, oblivious to the destiny burning like a fire within him, posted a picture of Archer, accompanied by the statement, "I'm GAY for Archer", However, a fated slip of his finger replaced the critical 'Y' with an 'R', leaving the message to read, "I'm GAR for Archer."
This was a new word, alien and strange- and yet it stirred something deep within the souls of the men who beheld it. It was a good word, strong, carrying the whisper of VIRTUS of yore. It felt right.
So from post to post, board to board, across the Internet it spread, swelling like crackling storm and boiling surf. Its meaning was defined by the characters who embodied it. Courage! Strength! Manly tears! Unshakable resolve, unyielding determination!
So it came to be that we look with burning hearts and boiled blood upon the great manly men of history and literature in a new light, a light recovered from the days of Roman VIRTUS. No longer need our admiration for them be misrepresented. They are not GAY!
THEY ARE GAR!"