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Hey Sayans,

My name is Frieza, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, dirty, apes who spend every second of their day training in hyperbolic time chambers. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever conquered a species? I mean, I guess it's fun working out all the time to make up for all your insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off on the people of Namek.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was ruler of many galaxies, and destroyed countless planets. What things ahve you accomplished, other than "being slaves and thinking you're a proud warrior race"? I also got all the dragonballs, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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