Philosophical question, /a/ -

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You're a first year in high school, and you've had a crush on the girl next door (L) for practically forever. It seems as though she hates your guts, though, since she avoids speaking to you.

But then out of nowhere comes an alien princess (R) who really wants to commit. She's not without her problems, though - she's a ponkotsu, has a flair for wacky inventions, can't cook for shit, and has a bunch of suitors out to kill you. However...well, look at the picture. And she likes to be naked. In your bed. With you.

Isn't this an easy choice?