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Holy crap guys, I was digging in my backyard the other day and I found this odd piece of paper. All it shows on the back is the number "5", and it shows all of this text.

Can /a/ help me translate it? It may answer a lot of questions.

Can /a/ help me translate it? It may answer a lot of questions.

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>>11195065

the first part says "we the people". I can tell by seeing a lot of constitutions in my time.

the first part says "we the people". I can tell by seeing a lot of constitutions in my time.

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>>11195065

I could understand you getting a 5 if it was a 20kb JPG, but a 1022kb PNG? Talk about luck.

I could understand you getting a 5 if it was a 20kb JPG, but a 1022kb PNG? Talk about luck.

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>7

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>8

STOP DOING THAT KOG

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TRANSLATE THIS THING ALREADY BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND

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>8

STOP DOING THAT KOG

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TRANSLATE THIS THING ALREADY BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND

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>>11195266

I think the guy was commenting on how hard it is to time a post to end in a 5 when the file is a huge 1MB png file.

I think the guy was commenting on how hard it is to time a post to end in a 5 when the file is a huge 1MB png file.

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It took me a while for it to go through, but here's what I got:

We the people of the United States of Five hereby declare the secret of the number five. When The Five manages to get five hunderd and fifty five fives within a five month period, The Five will gain immense power beyond all human comprehension. The Five will no longer need to get fives anymore to maintain status, but whenever The Five does get a five, that five's power will be magnified to the power of five hundred and fifty five trillion five hundred and fifty five billion five hundred and fifty five million five hundred and fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty five point fifty five thousand five hundred and five divided by the entirety of five hundred fifty five quintillion five hundred and fifty five quadrillion five hundred and fifty five trillion five hundred and fifty five billion five hundred and fifty five million five hundred and fifty thousand five hundred and fifty five to the power of x divided by zero, where x is equal to the number of posts in the topic before the post. The higher the x value, the less power the five has. If there are no posts before the five post, the power of the five is immeasurable, and it will create an infinite series of paradoxes that cannot be stopped.

We the people of the United States of Five hereby declare the secret of the number five. When The Five manages to get five hunderd and fifty five fives within a five month period, The Five will gain immense power beyond all human comprehension. The Five will no longer need to get fives anymore to maintain status, but whenever The Five does get a five, that five's power will be magnified to the power of five hundred and fifty five trillion five hundred and fifty five billion five hundred and fifty five million five hundred and fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty five point fifty five thousand five hundred and five divided by the entirety of five hundred fifty five quintillion five hundred and fifty five quadrillion five hundred and fifty five trillion five hundred and fifty five billion five hundred and fifty five million five hundred and fifty thousand five hundred and fifty five to the power of x divided by zero, where x is equal to the number of posts in the topic before the post. The higher the x value, the less power the five has. If there are no posts before the five post, the power of the five is immeasurable, and it will create an infinite series of paradoxes that cannot be stopped.