I'm a 7chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in 4chan, I don't read your "posts" with new releases I haven't even heard of yet. I need to go to a board full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest CP you haven't even hear of, and figures from said movies being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go get your "lulz" on /a/, I'm downloading furry dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your gray suits and shit, socializing with your anonymous friends. I'll be walking by, wearing my Naruto headband. You'll know that the master of faggotry had passed you by, because I invite my friends from Gaia.