you fail at pretending to be a girl.
Female ejaculation =/= female orgasm.
Vaginal fluids =/= female ejaculate
Unless you're trying to say that, while you were already well aware of what your own orgasm and regular vaginal fluids were like, you experienced an excess issue of fluid that was qualitatively different from your normal sexual wetness.
Also, maybe it's all the Dr Pepper, but my juices are fucking delicious. Kinda sweet and tangy.