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I wish I had a girlfriend as beautiful, charming, and adorable as Konata. I'd hold her tightly in my arms and never let her go, until my strong grip either suffocated her or snapped her neck. She would lie dead in my arms, and she would be mine forever. I would consume her heart and spiritually become one with her until I passed her. I would then eat and re-eat my fecal matter containing her lovely remains in an endless cycle until I either die of an infection or starve to death.