I wish to live in the JoJo world, where everybody is fucking FABULOUS. I can't imagine how unspeakably awesome it would be to get up in the morning and put on my FABULOUS oddly colored clothes that most likely have my name or symbol somewhere on them, put on my weird-color lipstick, and go out and interact with other FABULOUS citizens that pose subconsciously, and where even the natural earth would have more everchanging colors than a rainbow. It would be so superior to the kind of life I have now.
Then after midnight, all stand users gather in an undisclosed location and do everything you've EVER DREAMED OF. DANCE-OFFS, RAVES, SOUL-TRAIN LINES, FIGHT CLUB, STAND-OFFS, KARAOKE, BATTLE OF THE BANDS. EVERY SINGLE ARTIST, ALBUM AND SONG UNDER THE SUN. QUICKLY! GRAB AN INSTUMENT BEFORE THEY LEAVE YOU BEHIND! GO! DRESS IN YOUR MOST FABULOUS GARB! THE PARADISE IS WAITING!
JOJO A GO!-GO! MUSIC FEST! IT'S A FUCKING PARTY TO REMEMBER!!
Excuse me, I have to go fap.