>>11122727>>why the fuck didn't he go back with them and have a massive orgy with Misty and her three sisters every single night
He can't let a thing like sex get in the way of his journey to reach the vague goal of "Pokemon Master".
Seriously, what does that even mean? That you've beaten every gym leader? That you've caught all the Pokemon? That you've caught Mewtwo with your Master Ball? That you spent all night chucking Ultra Balls at Regigas, and only after 18 of them did you finally catching the fucking thing, having thrown your DS against the wall several times in frustration since?
Nevermind that I... I mean HE had to go back into Emerald and catch Regirock, Registeel, and Regice, and it took nearly two hours to do that. Nevermind that he had to then get through the fucking ice sliding thing in Snowpoint Temple to even get to Regigas. But then it turns out that Regigas isn't even all that great? And where the fuck is Darkrai? I have to go into Toys R' Us as an adult and ask for a Pokemon?
Fucking Pokemon. Why do you test me?!
Er, I mean Ash, of course.