It's your opinion that is crap.
Each anime has a target demographic.
It might be 5 year olds or adolescent boys or adolescent girls or teenage girls or teenage boys and very rarely adult guys or girls.
For an anime to be successful the target demographic should like it.
This is a fanservice anime probably intended for 12-16 year old Japanese boys.
The show is a success if that group likes it.
If your not in that group your opinion is not relevant.
That is why the ANN review is stupid. To get a feminist bimbo to review a fan service anime is like asking me to review a romance drama or a kiddies show. Of course I would think its crap.