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It had been ten years since Luffy became the pirate king and married Nami. Luffy came home one day to find her at the door with her bags packed.

"I'm leaving you," she said.

"Nami!" said Luffy, "why?"

"Because after ten years, you still can't give me a child. All I've ever wanted is to start a family! Why can't you get me pregnant, you bastard?"

"I can't help it," said Luffy sadly, "I'm a rubberman."