But the problem with that is
A. Such a thing only lasts nine months, and the growth isn't enough to become visually attractive until at least the later months.
And more importantly,
B. I have to fucking father a child in order to enjoy it.
Wouldn't it just be easier to stuff her and load her up on aphrodisiacs? That would achieve the same affect you're talking about, and it's temporary, and I don't have to impregnate her and father a son/daughter.
I've even heard rumors about chemicals that can be used to create a temporary pot/pregnant-belly through something like a two-part chemical reaction that causes production of foam or the like when the two component-chemicals meet in the stomach, aided by a stomach-disstendation drug that allows the stomach to stretch more. Can anyone confirm/deny/point out scientific fallacies in this for me?