Hi, I have spoken to many women which, according to your logic, allows me to form an opinion about you.
You are a bitch, the kind of bitch that men would usually cheat on. Its your own fault that your boyfriend is cheating on you too. Or should I say, your parent's fault for raising you to become such a bitch. You need counseling. You also need to learn how to cook. Thats your only necessary skill anyways. Women who are bitches don't need to interfere with any other aspect of life aside from cooking. But sure, you can revel in your fake happiness all you want until your boyfriend one day confesses to you that he has impregnated another woman, causing your hormones and womanish emotions to make you even more irrational than you already are, and putting your life through a downward spiral of emptiness and despair.
I on the other hand will be a good person and continue to live happily.
So yeah, I've been waiting for my peanut butter and banana sandwich for a while now. Cut the fuckin' crusts off this time.