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In b4 Naruto sucks, lol shounen, sage, etc.

Orochimaru is the coolest villain in Naruto. Now, that might not be saying all that much. Orochimaru is a bleeding cunt faggot, typical evil-doer hell bent on obtaining power by any means necessary to satisfy his own God complex.

But what makes Orochimaru cooler than the other Naruto villains? He's a child molestor. If you haven't noticed, he has a thing for little boys. Particularly Sasuke, Kimmimaro, Itachi, and while younger showed no interest in loli Tsunade. Orochimaru's a motherfucking pedo. That's pretty fucking bad ass.