We need to kidnap Jun Fukuyama (or failing that, Johnny Young Bosch) and force him to sing this at gunpoint:
I gotcha with my winning smile,
I'm a living lesson in flare and style!
You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire!
I'm Nouveau, Deco, Roman-Greco,
and hip-hop, uh... flip-flop -
Somebody stop me!
Pretty viridian faces like mine,
don't come a dime a dozen -
I stand out in a crowd!