God fucking damn it. I type down this meaningful post and manage to ruin it with a typo in its very first sentence.
Thanks a lot america. I mean, I decided to support an all american product by purchasing a good bottle of Jack Daniels last weekend. First of all it tastes like shit and then it doesn't even get you properly wasted. No, instead you get this feverish nausea that lasts until you pass out. And for the record I'm not a heavy drinker. Quite the opposite, actually. Anyways, it has been like 2 days and I'm still all shaky and seeing lizards everywhere. I guessing only redneck whitetrash alcoholics can drink that crap. As for me, I'm sticking with few glasses of ouzo from now on.