Man, I'm so gay. I dream every night of having a threesome with Suzaku and Lelouch. We would be best friends forever.
We would live on the outskirts of Tokyo in a big white house. Every morning we'd go horseback riding together. Then we back to the ranch for lunch and play mahjong. Next we'll have tea with Nunally. She's such a little trooper. I hope she gets some magic legs one day.
In the evenings after dinner we'd play XBOX together. I bet Suzaku is really good at Halo since he's such an awesome pilot of the Lancelot. Lelouch probably wouldn't be very good though, he'd probably be better at mahjong.
Finally at night we would make sweet love to each other. I'd fuck Suzaku up the ass while fellating Lelouch. Then we'd switch and I'd fuck Lelouch while sucking off Suzaku. We'd go to bed around midnight so that we can be up the next day for our promenade a cheval.