Gentlemen, what I want is an OVA made by hell itself.
Gentlemen, my fellow Hellsing fans, members of /a/, you all who indulge with me... Gentlemen, what do you desire? Do you also want Hellsing? Is an insanely well made OVA what you want? Do you yearn for a DVD that stretches the very limits of reeling animation and the striking audio to the point that it enraptures the fans in all of the 3000 worlds?
Very well then, we shall have OVA! All our might is held right here, inside our worn-out eyes, ready to watch. But for those of us who have had to endure half a year among these dark depths... Just any OVA will not do! A grand OVA! A grand OVA made with all the animators' hearts and souls. We are but a single web forum, posting anonymously as a legion. But each of us is an anime fan, easily worth a thousand otaku by yourself, at least this is what I believe. So then, Gentlemen, that means we are at least a thousand and one strong! Let us drive out those who have forgotten us, let us awaken those who have fallen into a deep sleep. We shall grab the animators by the hair, wrench their eyes open, and force them to remember us! We will make them remember the sound of our fan cries!
Now, gentlemen, let's create hellsing.