Now this is a story all about how
Naruto's Story got fucked inside and out
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,
I'll tell you how Kishimoto messed up here and there
In western Konoha, born an' raised
Naruto was very ronery for most of his days
PRACTICING, FAILING, NOT LOOKING COOL
Trying to woo Sakura and look like a fool
But that fucker Orochimimaru, who was up too no good
Started making trouble in the neighborhood.
So he fought a SANDMASTAH and Sasuke got scared,
And said "I'm leaving to power up in Mike Jack's Lair"