Original Eeyore was funnier than emos, though. >"I thought," said Piglet earnestly, "that if Eeyore stood at the bottom of the tree, and if Pooh stood on Eeyore's back, and if I stood on Pooh's shoulders----">"And if Eeyore's back snapped suddenly, then we could all laugh. Ha ha! Amusing in a quiet way," said Eeyore, "but not really helpful.">"Well," said Piglet meekly, "I thought----">"Would it break your back, Eeyore?" asked Pooh, very much surprised.>"That's what would be so interesting, Pooh. Not being quite sure till afterwards."