Alien girl shows up looking for her space pirate boyfriend and gives a kid face AIDS that makes him shit guitars and robots from his forehead (lol dick jokes). Wacky shit happens. Turns out the robot in the kid was her boyfriend all along. They go back to space. Kid learns a lesson about... growing or some shit, who cares. Faggots debate and analyze all the random bullshit like it's supposed to mean something. Drama ensues.