Fuck you, I have a PhD. I nerd rage because for years now, I've seen a lot of my friends drop out of the fandom. "Dumb new kids don't get it," they'd say. "Fans don't appreciate it anymore," they'd moan. "Every last idiot with an internet connection" now thinks they're the best, coolest fan ever. And you know what? They're right.
I could rip you eight new assholes about what a shithead you and most of the new fans are, but what's the point? You'd just go "lulz we dun trol'd him gud." I don't know who you are, where you live, or what you do, but for the most part, you're still in mom's basement eating microwave burritos.