“So, how do you like the tub? I made it especially for us.” It was no secret that the bathtub was a custom shape to fit two men (specifically a pregnant Cirno and his loving husband-to-be GAR expert), which GAR expert demonstrated by slipping in too. “I designed the tub, and a few Anons help me build it.” He didn’t want to say anything to really piss Cirno off. Right now, he could only continue to blather on incessantly, because Cirno was happily ignoring him, “So, did you see episode one of Code Geass season two? It’s the talk of the town at the moment.”
“Code Geass? Only a retard like you would like it.” Cirno retreated to his scrubbing, trying to ignore the ripple inside of him.
“Hey, I’m not saying I do. I’m just trying to make conversation. Sorry, I won’t mention it again.” Why was he apologizing? Sure, Cirno was pregnant, but what drove him crazy was that Cirno had been avoiding him since conception.
Cirno turned around and faced his husband-to-be with an exasperated look. “I’m sorry I’ve been so tsundere lately. It’s because of my body.”
“Are you in pain?” GAR expert asked with trepidation.
“More or less, the normal male pregnancy stuff, I suppose. Sore back, swollen feet, moodiness, a strange feeling that’s painful but at the same time comforting. I feel like I’m going to pop, but I know I’m not going to.” It was a horrifying feeling, to have such a small being growing inside of him.
“Hey, GAR expert... Next time, let’s be careful, okay? Being pregnant isn’t exactly easy.”
GAR expert said nothing.