Yeah, it's a very hypothetical situation, but I think if someone did come in here, that would show them:
A. I have a sensitive side. I can watch something about possibly-maybe-kinda-sorta lesbian schoolgirls, with absolutely no actual lesbian action, and enjoy it.
B. I plainly don't give a fuck what you think, like a real man. I'll watch what I like, even if it is rather feminine, and not give a shit about your opinion of my masculinity.
C. I have exceedingly good taste.
D. I'm not just a dirty pirate, I give back to the industry!
E. I'm pretty sure there's an E, but I'm not coming up with it right now.