>However, this ran headlong into Aroduc’s Ironclad Law of Anime #38: "Any Show Where the Initial Villain Has a Crotch Laser Is Automatically Awesome."
>Zettai Karen Children was an absolutely awesome delight. Well animated, well drawn, hilarious, dynamic, creative, the works. I can’t heap enough praise on this first episode. There was some perversion, but that was all done hilariously and not of the normal panty flash variety. A fair amount centered around super-tsundere Kaoru who reads fanservice magazines and rubs up against the smooth legs of women who have been turned to stone. Yeah, there were some snakes that tied the girls up, but there was no moaning, no squeezing of breasts and no ‘unhealthy’ shots.
>Oh yeah, and the penis laser. Have I mentioned the penis laser yet? The villain for the episode turns stuff to stone by zapping people with laserbeams from his crotch. He pulls away out hapless hero and the girls’ new handler after he shows how "good of a man he is" and the two go off to the villain’s lovenest where one of them humps a giant golden statue of a burly man. The girls eventually beat him by pegging him in the nuts with a giant shogi piece, but not after there are crotch beams flying everywhere. In a lot of ways, this reminds me of the first episode of Inukami.