I used to be different than most of /a/'s users. I lost my virginity at the age of 8, grew up around women, spent my days behind the bleachers kissing girls and seeing how far they'd let me go. Then I came over this anime section of an imageboard known as /a/. Through /a/ I lost all sexual desire for any three-dimensional woman that wasn't my little sister (or someone else's little sister for that matter; old enough to pee is old enough for me).
Remember how how I used to wake up in bed with one woman, go to work and bang another, go on lunch break and bang a third, then clock out and go home to the first? It was hard at first and pretty tiring, but after as while I stopped caring and started living it up.
Now, thanks to /a/, I'm a loser with no money nor friends. /a/ taught me how to avoid getting chicks, even to the point of becoming a loser. I can't stay calm, can't stay cool, I look down on myself, and I don't have other goals than fucking chicks.
I am 100% serious. Visit /a/ and become impotent in the art of seduction.
Good luck friends!