I'm not him, I'm the OP. I've personally done a few translations myself even though this one is pure bullshit lol
Do you have Windows and know how to type in Japanese? If so, Pull out your Japanese IME bar, make it actually display itself, now, depending on your OS, there's a button to open a IME Pad, for Vista it's just that, IME pad. If you have XP it's probably in 書き something. When it pops up, you can write the kanji as you see it to find it. Stroke order is important.