Phht, I WISH.
No, seriously, not even for the sake of trolling SaiGAR, as much as it deserves to be trolled and the satisfaction it would bring me. Papillon fucking deserves first place, but will never get it because he's too obscure, and people write him off as a super homogay upon seeing him before ever giving him a chance as a character.
Dammit, my blood pressure's gone up again. See, this is why I left /a/ about a month ago; I just end up getting pissed off and NERD RAGING myself into a heart attack.