Hay guyz I'm gonna be sasskay, k?
"Man, I'm so roneri" I think coolly to myself.
I head to my bedroom (wich is were i keep my laptop, of course!!) Hmm, wunder wutz on teh YouPorn 2day?
so im lyk, goin on my pr0nz and stuff, when GUESS WHAT HaPpEnS?!!
ZOMG MY SISTER COMES IN THE ROOM =O
I can't believe that I, sasskay, would be caught masturbating by my sister :O