german internets don't include 4chan but unlike USA we still have some trustworthy media around. also it is a nice place to live because education is good. Maybe its not the _best_ place to live, but also not the worts. Oh and did I mention that we have ugly fat chicks in our government but don't usually let monkeys choking on bretzels take over?
Btw, would said monkeys nearly choking on a "pretzel" qualify as a assassination attempt?