A: I'm read a DEATHNOTE FANFIC.
B: Lol that's stupid.
A: I wonder if you're saying that because nobody likes yours.
B: I never said I wrote fanfic. My apparent disdain for it should imply I don't.
A: It's awfully important to prove to a bunch of anonymous people you don't write fanfic. I guess you really do write fanfic.
B: Fanfic? Me? Write? NO! FANFIC NO! I DON"T WRITE IT! BAD! FANFIC! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW LITTLE I HAVE TO DO WITH FANFIC!
A: lol fanfic writer
B: I AM NOT A FANFIC WRITER!!! EVERY TIME YOU CALL ME A FANFIC WRITER I AM GOING TO REPLY SCREAMING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE FANFIC SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND JUST HOW LITTLE I WOULD EVER CARE ABOUT FANFIC FANFIC FANFIC FANFIC FANFIC!
A: *trolls using the word fanfic*
B: HOW COULD YOU THINK I LIKE FANFIC! FANFIC FANFICFANFICFACNFICNAFCIANFACINFAN AISCACN