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I'm a Tsukaima /a/.

And girls want to fuck Tsukaimas. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That maid you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who cries to you about how the swordsman she likes hasn't talked to her for days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you in the hottub, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl with the brown skin and the huge tits? The one who acts condescending and can burn all kinds of shit with her fire magic? The one who constantly spends the night with other guys while you get no play whatsoever?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The flat-chested girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She fails at magic, and gets picked on at school, and does missions for the queen? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?