You weep at your computer as all of the anime you spent day after day torrenting is gone. You raise your head to look at the screen, and suddenly see this staring back at you with his head cocked to the side. He delves deeper and deeper through all your hidden folders, feasting on your music, and all your pig disgusting 3-D pornography. He finally reaches the folder you've hoped he'd miss. Your CP/Loli folder. He begins to eat them, image by image. You watch in terror as all 5 gigs of CP/Loli on your computer is devoured by this beast.