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I'm a Knight /a/.

And girls want to fuck Knights. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a mild way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to princes who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who beckons you at 1 am to cry about how her prince hasn't summoned her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than her underling? The one who will sit next to you on her throne, let you hold her arm, smile at you, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot princess who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her problems, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The rich girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays polo on your court, and goes to dances, and reads literature? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?